Mine Join! A unique griefer server!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 858417 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a giant rainbow llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes!
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about our exclusive mini-game where you have to race against a pack of evil villager zombies riding pigs? The winner gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly you around the server in style.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. Just be careful not to accidentally blow up the dance floor!
So come join us on our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled parkour course, then maybe you’re not cut out for this wild and zany server!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But fear not, because we have a secret weapon on our server – a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will lead us to victory with his powerful pecking skills. Join now and witness the epic showdown between players and mobs as we fight for control of the ultimate diamond castle!
Don’t be left behind like Bakugo, Shoto, and Ochako – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary Notchbeard the Pirate!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 99 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling sharks that are actually Disney villains in disguise. Watch out for the psycho killer stereotype lurking around every corner, ready to make your Minecraft experience more intense than ever before.
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of lols and hilarious moments to keep you entertained. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 104 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 63 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most intelligent mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie scientists to creeper geniuses, you’ll never know what kind of brainy challenge awaits you around every corner.
Join now and prove that you’re not just a blocky builder, but a mastermind of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 120 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!
Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 446 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 411 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.
So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 206 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 9300 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 440680 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Ores Mined: | 4930 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 412 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.
But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.
So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!
Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
