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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 454 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.