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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1039 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.