Midnight Minecraft SMP

3:00 AM, anxiety, dark thoughts, Deep contemplation, deep reflection, insomnia, introspection, late night, late night musings, late night thoughts, late night worries, midnight, Minecraft, night owl, Nighttime, overthinking, quiet hours, restless mind, sleepless nights, smp, solitude, stress, the bitching hour, witching hour

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Emeralds Found:	9135	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mines Excavated:	3399	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to THE BITCHING HOUR, where the only rule is to be the biggest bitch possible! Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re ready to unleash your inner diva and cause chaos like never before.

Why should you join THE BITCHING HOUR, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds just to flex on everyone else. Another time, a player started a prank war that ended with someone’s house being turned into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get me started on the drama that happens in our Discord chat – it’s like a real-life soap opera, but with blocky characters.

But the best part about THE BITCHING HOUR is the sense of community we have. Sure, we may be a bunch of bitches, but we stick together through thick and thin. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can let your inner bitch shine and make some hilarious memories along the way, then join us at THE BITCHING HOUR. Just be prepared to bring your A-game, because things can get pretty wild around here.

MineCraftLoveCraft

Commitment, compatibility, Connection, deep connection, destiny, forever.., Happiness, intuition, Life Partner, long term, love, Marriage, MineCraftLoveCraft, Partnership, relationships, Significant Other, signs, soulmate, special bond, true love, Trust

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of endlessly searching for “the one” in Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate matchmaker!

Join us and you’ll know you’ve found “the one” when you stumble upon a rare enchanted diamond pickaxe that whispers sweet nothings to you as you mine. Or maybe it’s when you come across a village of friendly villagers who all want to be your best friend and shower you with gifts.

But the real sign that you’ve found “the one” on our server is when you meet a mysterious player who turns out to be a secret Minecraft mastermind, guiding you through epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and friendship.

So why waste time on other servers when you can find true love and adventure on ours? Join now and let the quest for “the one” begin!

Who will go to the DS of the OP server minecraft

Anarchy, Aternos, Ban, banner, Clans, classic, description, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Existence, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, idea.., image, Lazy, Minecraft, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Wipes, op, Pirate, Players, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, rules, Russian, Server, server based, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher, world, Years

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12

The minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world is never dropped, PVP, the absence of any rules. You cannot ban you for any reason.

At the same time, imagine, over many years of existence on the server, there has never been a wip.

162.19.20.147:2006

Avalon

armor, avalon, cleric, Crafting, custom skills, Evil, guardian, Kingdom, Loot drops, Mage, magic spells, marksman, Minecraft, paladin, Questing, Rogue, secret, smp, Summoner, Towny, warrior, weapons

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Avalon Minecraft Server

Overview

Server Trailer	Watch Here
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Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own to fight evil and conquer the Great Evil. Avalon is an mmoRPG with elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. Experience over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!

Features

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
Custom Skills and Magic Spells

Server Rules

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Avalon?	Avalon is an mmoRPG Minecraft server with elements from various RPG games.
How many classes can you choose from?	You can choose from 7 different classes to become the ultimate Guardian.

Dreamscape Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Assess, Bear in mind, chew on, CONSIDER, Contemplate, Deliberate, dreamscape, evaluate, examine, Give thought to, Keep in mind, Mull over, Ponder, Realm, REFLECT, Reflect on, review, Ruminate, Take into account, Take under advisement, think about, weigh

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Yo, bro, listen up! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a digital world where you can build whatever the heck you want? Well, then you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a magical wonderland where your wildest dreams come true.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And then you realize you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where everything is made of candy. You can frolic through fields of cotton candy and swim in rivers of chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way!

ScareBuster Minecraft Server

brain turns off, Communication, compromise, Home office, Knock, Minecraft, motion activated door chime, Motion Sensor, noise maker, office, over the top, partner, reaction, scare, ScareBuster, Server, solution, startle, Therapist, Trauma, Work Day, work from home

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	1726	Villages Defended:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office space, where you can work in peace without the fear of being scared by your partner.

Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!

DadTenantDoorDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation avoidance, DadTenantDoorDrama, door opening, DOORBELL, home entrance, home security, in-person delivery, LANDLORD, mailbox, people pleaser, politeness, privacy, rent check, rental agreement, rental property, Respect, Tenant, tenant relationships

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.

Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	302	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

bad job experiences, BlockyNightmare, horrible job, terrible job, worst job, worst job ever, worst job ever had, worst job ever had article, worst job ever had blog, worst job ever had discussion, worst job ever had experience, worst job ever had forum, worst job ever had list, worst job ever had quora, worst job ever had reddit, worst job ever had stories, worst job ever had yahoo answers, worst job ever stories, worst job stories, worst work experience

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Animals Bred:	199
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	769
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	975	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crops Grown:	1259
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!