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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 65 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Towns Built: 6
Epic Quests Completed: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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