Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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