Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

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Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	289
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyChemWarfare

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ligma Craft

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LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

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Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Zombie Dances:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TripTreats4Kids

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Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	New Chunks Explored:	270178
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	152	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

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So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1099
Love Letters Sent:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GearedToSurvive

3d view, Adventure, Battles, Bluemap, Community, Crafting, Fabric, java, JourneyMap, Land Claims, Minecraft, Mods, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival, teleports, Vanilla

Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.