so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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