so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Gods Slained: 1
Runes Activated: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
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