so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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