Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	278585
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	6657
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	281	Void Armor Forged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Mines Excavated:	2922	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Emeralds Found:	7489
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Crops Grown:	6345	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Farms Harvested:	275
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, BLOCK, day off, Fighting, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, Relaxation, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Uryu Ishida, Zanpakuto

Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Buildings Constructed:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Star Shards Collected:	140

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1106	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4696	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.