MESSAGE GAMES | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Beer Me Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockyFamilyDrama

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crops Grown:	8053
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

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Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7589
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Emeralds Found:	1643
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyLaughsMC

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1491	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up buildings like in beirut but with more explosions and less politics. we target the main hezbollah headquarters with our epic IDF strikes, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for a blast of a time and watch as we create chaos and destruction in the name of minecraft glory. who needs peace when you can have explosions? come on, join us for the ultimate thrill ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HezbollahHQBoomz

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LOLZ JOIN our epic Minecraft server cuz we BLOW UP stuff like Israel did to Hezbollah’s headquarters in Beirut! HUGE EXPLOSIONS everywhere, just like our TNT parties! Come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a BLAST! Plus, we have secret underground bases just like Hezbollah, but with more diamonds and less terrorism. Come play with us and let’s make some BOOM BOOMS together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Emeralds Found:	2824
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RetractCraft: GeneNeuroFun

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into this crazy world where motor neurons are, like, retracting from the spinal cord and stuff. it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. you gotta combat neurodegeneration and save the day! join now for the most insane adventure of your life! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

What is the IP for Yahiamice LIVE! Minecraft Server?

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Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Alathra: Where Building Blocks Lead to World Domination!

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Alathra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Fishing	Now with all new fishing experience! Mini games, new baits, and a variety of new fish to catch.
Towny	Create towns and cities with friends, claim areas, and build nations or villages.
	Create captivating lore, roleplay, geopolitics, events, and conflicts.
Custom World	Explore a completely custom map with new biomes, landmarks, and oceans.
Custom Plugins	Unique plugins including lockpicking, war system, medieval weapons, and more.
Movecraft	Create movable ships for trade or naval combat, from small boats to Man o’ Wars.
Brewing	Experiment with creating custom brews and discover new recipes.
Custom Mobs and Animals	Encounter custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, and more.
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes	Explore custom nether biomes and encounter unique nether mobs like Gargoyles and Hell Hounds.

FAQs for Alathra Minecraft Server

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by connecting to the IP play.alathramc.com

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, the Discord server can be found at https://discord.gg/wsNNA8bH

Q: Can I start my own town or city on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own towns and cities with friends or join existing ones.

Q: Are there custom plugins on the server?

A: Yes, Alathra has its own team of developers creating unique plugins for the server.

Q: What is the lore and roleplay aspect of the server?

A: Players can create captivating lore, roleplay their characters, and engage in geopolitical events and conflicts.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Despera’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and you might just witness the legendary Despera, a mythical creature that roams the land causing chaos and mayhem. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Despera, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might just become the hero that saves the day and earns the title of Despera Slayer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sumire’s Minecraft SMP Love Live! School Idol Festival General – /llsifg/ #3763

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Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! The most lit Minecraft SMP out there where you can vibe with Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club fans and experience the ultimate idol experience like never before!

Join us for our Autumn gacha event where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even summon your favorite Nijigasaki idol to join your squad. And don’t miss out on the TOKIMEKI Roadmap to Future releases on Switch happening on April 24th – it’s gonna be a game-changer!

But wait, there’s more! Explore Mira-Cra Park, where you can ride roller coasters, play mini-games, and even attend virtual idol concerts. And rumor has it that the 3rd Single releases on October 2nd will blow your mind!

Superstar S3 is also airing soon, so get ready for some drama, catchy OP and ED singles, and insert songs that will make you dance like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t forget about the Genjitsu no Yohane theatrical compilation movie – it’s a must-watch for all Love Live! fans!

Join us now for the craziest, most idol-filled Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate idol master in the game. See you there, idol enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HolyCraft SMP: God Said No More

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Are you tired of being limited by the rules of your religion? Do you want to break free and live life on your own terms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your rebellious side!

Join us and leave behind the constraints of your former religion as you embark on a wild and crazy adventure in our virtual world. Build towering temples to your newfound freedom, or create shrines to the almighty block – the choice is yours!

But beware, for the mobs in our world are not your average creatures. Rumor has it that the creepers are actually ex-priests seeking revenge on those who have abandoned their faith. Will you be able to survive their explosive wrath?

So come on, join us on this insane journey of self-discovery and liberation. Who needs religion when you have Minecraft? Let’s break some blocks and break some rules together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoobBuilderPro

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest dreams and craziest fantasies!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler in our virtual farm simulator. Can you handle the pressure of herding chickens and keeping them in line? Probably not, but it’s worth a shot!

Or how about trying your hand at being a professional lava diver? Dive into the fiery depths of our custom-made volcano and see if you can make it out alive. Spoiler alert: you probably won’t, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HezboomboomMC

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hey u, yes u, do u like explosions and chaos? well u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the craziest battles and wildest destruction u ever seen! we just did a precise strike on a hezbollah command center in beirut, can u believe it? join now and be part of the action, blow stuff up and have a blast! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and excitement, then maybe u should stay away. but if u like adrenaline and mayhem, come join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8