Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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