Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we tell jokes that are so funny, even the creepers can’t resist chuckling!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of chickens will serenade you with a rendition of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”. And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, our resident sheep will perform stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have a side-splittingly good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you have a phobia of laughing so hard that you accidentally pee your pants. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Potions Brewed: 96 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Emeralds Found: 1766
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

    CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft
    lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • WarNationsMC

    WarNationsMC

    Geopolitical Earth map server with conquests, economy and much more! Join now our first version of this server which is free2win. Create your own nation to your liking, whether it is fictional or based on a real one, you are free to do whatever you want on our server, what are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5314
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Limecraft Survival

    Limecraft Survival

    Limecraft Survival is a recently established public survival server made for a more casual playerbase. We have economy features to encourage trade, and land claiming to allow members to protect their bases.

    We run the servers off of our own hardware in Switzerland, allowing for a fast and reliable experience. We do offer a rank, but it is of very minimal gameplay impact, mainly for those who wish to support us.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Farms Harvested: 928
    New Chunks Explored: 603188 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • V For Vanilla: The Server Where Creeper Hugs are Not Allowed! No Map Resets, Just Lots of TNT Fun!

    V For Vanilla: The Server Where Creeper Hugs are Not Allowed! No Map Resets, Just Lots of TNT Fun!

    V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Server IP VForV.net
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    Version Java 1.21

    V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

    We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

    We hope to see you soon on V!

    Server Info:

    World Border At 30M
    No Map Resets
    Random, unprotected spawn area
    No TPA or Sethome
    Griefing & Killing Allowed
    No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
    Chat isn’t strictly moderated
    Dedicated server hosted in Finland

    Server Rules:

    • Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
    • Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 723 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being misled by the internet? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any fake news like this! We have a strict “no misinformation” policy and guarantee that you will only find wholesome and accurate content here. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who are experts in fact-checking. So come join us and let’s debunk some myths together!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 355
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Emeralds Found: 4673 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Best Anime Minecraft SMP Female Characters

    Best Anime Minecraft SMP Female Characters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga fans! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where the female characters were so epic, they could rival any anime or manga heroine. From building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a diamond sword and a fierce attitude, these ladies were not to be messed with. And guess what? You could be one of them!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the power of friendship, love, and blocky adventures reign supreme. Build your own anime-inspired kingdom, battle evil mobs with your trusty sidekick (or pet wolf), and maybe even find your own senpai to notice you.

    So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner anime warrior princess! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary heroine of our Minecraft world.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Alien Abductions: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 191 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Crops Grown: 6342
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server
    Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

    Need a break from crazy bridal store owners demanding money for dresses? Come build your own virtual wedding venue on our server and invite all your friends to celebrate without any financial stress!

    With grief-stricken families and relentless creditors hot on your tail, why not escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon?

    Join now for a chance to leave all your real-life problems behind and embark on a journey filled with fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (but the good kind, we promise). Don’t let the haters bring you down, build your own empire and show them who’s boss in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 2678
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BabyShowerBabysitBan

    BabyShowerBabysitBan
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no unattended toddlers will ruin your baby shower! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no annoying family members dropping off their kids at your virtual celebration.

    Our server is hosted at a virtual restaurant, so you can enjoy your baby shower without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Say goodbye to unnecessary nuisances and hello to a world of fun and excitement.

    Don’t worry about being the AH for stopping your husband’s cousin from pulling the same stunt at your baby shower – on our server, you’re the boss and you make the rules. So come on over and join us for a baby shower like no other, where the only thing dropping will be creepers, not unwanted children!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 211 Dragon Eggs Found: 8770
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • LastPerson2Marry-MC-SMP

    LastPerson2Marry-MC-SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to marry the last person you spoke to in-game! Get ready for some hilarious unions as players scramble to find their in-game soulmates. Will you end up with a villager, a wandering trader, or maybe even a chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places. Remember, in this world, love knows no bounds… or species!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Dimension Hops: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ElonCraft: Mine to Mars!

    ElonCraft: Mine to Mars!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest Elon Musk fantasies! Imagine building rockets and sending them to Mars, all while dodging angry aliens and space pirates. Or maybe you’d prefer to create your own fleet of Tesla cars and race them around the map, leaving your competitors in the dust (literally).

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being a billionaire tech genius for a day. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with rare diamonds and gold blocks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Strap on your virtual spacesuit and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PilotCraft: Kiwi Adventure

    PilotCraft: Kiwi Adventure
    lol imagine being held captive for almost 2 years and then finally being freed like a boss. that’s what happened to this new zealand pilot in west papua. now he’s ‘very happy’ and probably ready to play some minecraft on our server to relax after all that craziness. join us for some epic adventures and escape the real world drama like this pilot did. who knows, maybe you’ll be held captive by creepers and zombies but don’t worry, we’ll come to your rescue! come join the fun and let’s make some memories together, just like this pilot did in west papua.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Birdie Bandit Bonanza

    Birdie Bandit Bonanza
    come join our minecraft server if you want to be like those kleptoparasitic seabirds but in a virtual world! steal all the loot from other players and force them to give you their diamonds and emeralds! be the ultimate klepto king of the server!

    we have crazy events like the annual regurgitation race where players compete to see who can steal the most items from other players in a set amount of time. winner gets a special klepto crown to wear proudly on their head!

    our community is full of friendly kleptos who will help you learn the ways of the steal. we even have a secret society called the Klepto Knights who protect the server from non-klepto invaders.

    so come on over and join the fun! steal, regurgitate, and conquer your way to the top on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MC month

    MC month

    Welcome to Luna MC, the ultimate survival experience with a unique twist! Dive into a world where survival isn’t just about building and mining—it’s about progression, exploration, and challenging yourself. Luna MC features a dynamic quest system, custom ranks, and exciting rewards, making every adventure feel fresh. Complete tasks, battle dangerous mobs, and collect rare items to unlock new ranks, cosmetics, and in-game boosts. With a custom hub offering loot boxes and special features, Luna MC ensures a one-of-a-kind survival experience for every player. Join us and discover a world where your journey is just beginning!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SurvivalSMP

    SurvivalSMP

    Survival server where you can build in your own world without needing to worry about other people ruining it unless… you invite them! Speaking of which, invite your friends into your world and play together! Works great for online friends who cannot play together locally on the couch.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Villages Defended: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Enchantments Applied: 53 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • VanillaBox 💕 SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATIONS Minecraft server

    VanillaBox 💕 SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATIONS Minecraft server

    The VanillaBox server provides players with the opportunity to experience the classic Minecraft survival experience, enriched with small but useful additions that are designed to make the gameplay more exciting and varied.

    Key Features:

    1. Classic Survival: Play survival mode with basic Minecraft mechanics, including resource gathering, tool making, building, and cooperating with other players.

    2. Improved mechanics:

    • Private regions: Each player who enters the server receives a free private block (copper ore block) with a radius of 24 blocks. This block will privatize the territory for 24 blocks in all directions, the height of the private is not limited in any way. In addition, you can purchase additional private blocks with radii of 32 and 64 by contacting the “Buyer” at spawn. Each player has the ability to install up to 4 private blocks, including additional ones, and with a “boost” subscription this number increases depending on the type of subscription.

    • Respawn Points: By setting /sethome or right-clicking on a bed, players can spend less time moving around the map. With a boost subscription, the number of available points also increases. The number itself depends on the type of subscription.

    • Random Teleportation: Players can use the /rtp command to randomly teleport or request to be teleported to other players using the /tpa and /call commands.

    • Warp Creation: Players with a Megabooster subscription and above have the ability to create warps (/warp create). A fee of 20,000 coins is charged for maintaining a warp each month.

    • Magic Shop: There is a “Magic Shop” at spawn where players can purchase the ability to fly in their regions for 20,000 coins.

    • Creating clans: the player can join existing clans on the server, or create his own by paying 100,000 coins. While in a clan, the player does not have the ability to switch the pvp mode to “peaceful”, but he gets an additional 200 coins to his salary and a clan house point.

    3. Economy and trade:

    • Trading at the bazaar: Players can convert their resources into game currency by selling resources to other players. At spawn, you can rent a merchant for 7 days and put your resources up for sale. The rent can be extended up to a month. If the merchant’s inventory is missing goods, the player will lose him after 24 hours. With this trading scheme, it is worth considering that when selling, the server takes 5% of the final price of the goods for itself, the remaining 95% is automatically credited to the player’s account. During the rental of a merchant, the player can change his name, appearance and goods on the display case. It is also possible to sell the merchant prematurely. It is worth considering that the number of such merchants at spawn is limited.

    • Auction: This method of trading is perfect for players who have not yet acquired a trader at the bazaar. At the auction, you can buy goods from other players and also put up your own. The player can choose the item to sell and its price. Each player has 30 slots for sale. The item put up will be available for purchase for three days, then it is sent to the collection box, from where you can pick up your items. The sales tax, in this case, will be 20%.

    • Passive income: Each player receives a basic salary of 50 coins, the payment occurs every 30 minutes of being on the server. When linking a discord account to an account on the server (/ discord link), payments will increase to 150 coins. With activity in the chats of the discord server, the salary amount can increase to 300 coins. Also, being in a clan gives the player the opportunity to receive an additional 200 coins. The installed voice chat on the server also adds an additional 200 coins to the basic payments. When purchasing a boost subscription, the amount increases depending on the type of subscription.

    • Fishing: There is a fisherman at spawn to whom you can sell the fish you catch.

    • Fence: NPC located on the first floor of the bazaar. You can sell some game resources to him.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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