McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

Adventure, building, Chill, Communication, Community, Cooperative, Craft, creativity, Exploration, Forgot, friendship, Fun, Gaming, glitch, hobby, Join, Kraken, McKraken, Minecraft, mojang, multiplayer, Patch, Relax, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ChillCraft
Server Type	Survival
Server Rules	Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
Description	Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need Discord to join?	It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
Can I join if I prefer playing alone?	While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
How do I join the server?	Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Farms Harvested:	452	Enchantments Applied:	164
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital community, discussion, humor, internet culture, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 16059121, online conversation, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, smp, social media, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dad’sDineTime

after school meal, child support, court order., custody battle, DadsDineTime, divorced parents, family conflict, financial hardship, financial struggles, food choices, food insecurity, food pantry, free school lunches, half siblings, judge’s decision, parenting time, shared custody, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, step siblings, visitation rights

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, Deceit, Deception, deceptions, fabricated stories, fairy tales, false truths, falsehoods, family myths, Family secrets, Fibs, fictional narratives, growing up, imaginary tales, LieCraft, made-up stories, misconceptions, Myths, smp, tall tales, untruths, Urban Legends

Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCompanions

acceptance, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, compassion, Connection, CraftyCompanions, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, growth, Honesty, Kindness, life lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Crops Grown:	7378
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

accusations, allegations, Angry, Backlash, Canada, controversy, CraftyCanucks, crazy, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic spat, foreign affairs, government response, India, Indian-Canadian relations, international relations, investigation, official statement, political conflict, preposterous, Probe, Quests, strained ties., Tensions

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Potions Brewed:	199	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixel Pals United

accessible, advanced imaging, Clarity, cutting-edge technology, high-resolution imaging, imaging technique, imaging technology, innovation, magnification, method, microscopy, microscopy innovation, microscopy method, new, PALS, PIXEL, research, resolution improvement, Science, scientific advancement, Technology, United, Visualizing

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Gravitas Networks

Economy, Survival, survival rewards factories deliveries jobs perks community explore craft conquer challenges events adventures build thrive vibrant support explore craft challenges

Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

Alternative, alternative Asian GF, asian, biracial children, cultural appropriation, dating preferences, deserve, discrimination, Diversity, ENTITLEMENT, equality, financial support, funding, gender dynamics, hapa babies, Interracial Relationships, Male, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, WEF, White, white male

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

Al Hilal, al nassr, AlHilal, club ambitions, club signings, Cristiano Ronaldo, FIFA Club World Cup, football gossip, football news, Football Transfers, full, global profile, Minecraft, neymar, player acquisitions, player signings, ronaldo, smp, soccer rumors, sports rumors, sports updates, squad enhancement, SWING, Transfer, transfer rumors, transfer speculations, world cup transfers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

avoiding classes, blended families, core classes, elective classes, family dynamics, family dynamics in school, family relationships, future planning, guidance counselor, high school, high school drama, long-term impacts, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, Sisterhood, step relationships, stepfamily, StepSisClassAvoid, stepsister, teenage relationships

Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PastaPurgeCraft

Argument, beef tips, cleaning, Communication, compromise, cook you clean rule, Cooking, cooking rotation, DISHES, elaborate meals, homemade pasta, household chores, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen mess, outside opinion, pasta, PastaPurgeCraft, red pepper sauce, relationship conflict, stir-fry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SinisterCraft SMP

Corruption, Covert, criminal, Dark, Deception, deceptive practices, Exploitation, hidden, hidden agenda., illegal, Industry, Manipulation, Nefarious, Secrets, shadowy, Shady, Sinister, sinister truth, SinisterCraft, smp, Underbelly, Unethical

Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineCraftRelaxation

aromatherapy, bubble baths, Cooking, daily activities, Deep Breathing, Exercise, gardening, hobbies, journaling, Listening to music, Massage therapy, meditation, mindfulness, MineCraftRelaxation, nature walks, Painting, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, yoga

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

arrest, Brazil, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, extradition, foreign affairs, G20 Summit, global summit, Government, international law, international relations, legal action, Minecraft, Politics, putin, Putin’s attendance, PutinCraft, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Brazil relations, world news

OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL, criticism, Democracy, democracy leader, election, Global, Impact, International, leader, Lech Walesa, Lech Walesa’s view, misfortune, opinion, perspective, Polish, Politics, president, trump, united states, Victory, world

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crops Grown:	7798
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Zombie Dances:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.