McCraftyBurgers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old fast food joints that serve up the same old greasy burgers and soggy fries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Join us and feast on pixelated delicacies like diamond-encrusted steak, enchanted golden apples, and creeper confetti cake!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a battle of wits and wings, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Potato Wizard, a magical spud who can conjure up the most delicious french fries you’ve ever tasted. But beware, he’s a bit of a prankster and may turn your enemies into mashed potatoes if they cross him!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs fast food when you can have fantasy food?

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4391	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Emeralds Found:	9217	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2146	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	881643
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1239
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ores Mined:	3969

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6767
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Votes:	9530

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!

Skillz4Nuthin

Abandoned, disregarded, dormant, dusty, Forgotten, learned, neglected, never used, obsolete, Outdated, Overlooked, Rusty, Skills, Skillz4Nuthin, unapplied, unpracticed, unutilized, useless

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Crops Grown:	3228
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25

Are you tired of letting your skills go to waste in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those forgotten talents to good use!

Join us and show off that amazing talent you learned back in the day, like juggling flaming swords or speaking fluent dolphin. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your unique abilities and impress your fellow players.

Who knows, maybe your long-forgotten skill will finally come in handy during an epic battle or a daring quest. So why wait? Join our server today and let your talents shine like never before!