MatrilinealCelticRoyalty | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NerdyCraft: Where Discord Nerds Rule & Creeper Scares Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and play alongside 2 discord nerds who communicate solely through interpretive dance using vive trackers, an iPhone, and tracking gloves. Watch as they build entire cities with their feet while juggling flaming swords! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember, if they can do it, so can you! So come join the madness and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Who knows, you might even become a multi-million dollar talent like our discord nerds!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KimchiCraft: Where Creeper meets K-Pop in a free-to-play virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and magical unicorns (yes, we have those).

Ever wondered what happened to all the missing villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, they all decided to start a boy band and are now touring the world, leaving behind their empty villages for you to explore and loot to your heart’s content. But beware, they may have left some booby traps behind!

And that’s not all, we have a secret underground disco club run by creepers who love to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for you to relax and unwind after a long day of mining.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Misfits: The Ultimate Anti-Social Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and even ride on the back of a flying pig! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and even a dance party with creepers (just make sure to watch your back)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyShipmates – Sail the Seas of Minecraft with ‘/alg/ – Azur Lane General #6316’!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for our ongoing event “From Zero to Hero” where you can transform from a mere blocky peasant to a legendary warrior. We’ve got ships like SR CA KMS Fredrich Carl and Elite CL Liverpool waiting for you to conquer the seas with.

But wait, there’s more! How about a fantasy RPG skin for Jade that will make you the envy of all your fellow players? Or maybe you’re more into the Vampire META on a Cruise Mission – we’ve got that too!

Don’t forget to bind your account though, or you might lose all your progress when the game updates. And remember, we don’t have our own discord because we’re too cool for that.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secrets of the Abyssal Refrain or the Little Cheshire rerun. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HappyCraft: Where even creepers can’t bring you down! #MinecraftMoodBoost

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Are you tired of feeling like a sad, sad panda in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and say goodbye to depression as you embark on epic quests filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of diamond blocks! Our community is so uplifting, you’ll forget what it’s like to feel down in the dumps. So come on, join us and let’s turn that frown upside down!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6816	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixelated Pervs & Picasso

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with block merging, comfy UIs, and automatic diffusion like you’ve never seen before.

Need some guidance? Check out our new user guide and controlnet for all your Minecraft needs. And don’t forget to explore our animation samplers for a truly mind-blowing experience.

But that’s not all – we’ve got models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even fetish content to keep you entertained for hours on end. Dive into the madness with links to Civitai, Majinai, Huggingface, and more.

Looking for a challenge? Try our LoRa training scripts or explore our archive for some OP pasta that will leave you speechless. And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server for a journey unlike any other. But be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7704	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GF Shaped Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your very existence? Look no further, because our server is so wild, it’ll have you asking “if not GF, why GF shaped?”

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So why settle for a normal Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Remember, on our server, if it’s not GF shaped, then why even bother?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	193	Towns Built:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Coco’s Tummy Time

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Mococoeh tummy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Mococoeh tummy and discovered a secret portal that led to a world made entirely out of candy! Can you imagine building your dream house out of chocolate bars and gummy bears? It’s a sweet tooth’s paradise!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a giant chicken with diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the players on Mococoeh tummy transform into werewolves and go on epic adventures under the moonlight. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to as a werewolf?

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Mococoeh tummy for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Masterpiece Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-ness.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t ask us how it works, just come and bask in its glory.

4. We have a giant floating castle made entirely out of cake. Yes, you read that right. A castle. Made out of cake. Need I say more?

5. Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers and trolls. You can build to your heart’s content without fear of someone coming along and ruining your masterpiece.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and let the llama guides lead you to victory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	5337
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Gender Bender Craft: Where Politics and Pixels Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the juicy political debates about (attractive) male to female transexuals! Join us for heated discussions, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of romance 😉 Who knew pixels could be so scandalous? So come on down and join the chaos, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LimbusCraft – Where the only limit is your imagination! #1399

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through mirror dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But that’s not all, hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad for a truly mind-bending experience!

And remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect some crazy spoilers. But hey, who doesn’t love a good plot twist, am I right? So download the game now and join us on this epic adventure through Limbus Company!

But wait, there’s even more! Check out our official twitter, youtube, and site for all the latest updates. And if you need some extra info on EGO and Sinner, we got you covered with our useful resources and general guide. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Kim’s Block Party: Where South Korean moms and Minecraft collide in hilarious chaos! 🇰🇷🎮

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest pool parties ever! Our server is so wild, even your mom will make you strip naked and jump into the pool with strangers’ kids. Who needs swim shorts anyway? Our South Korean friend will welcome you with open arms (and maybe some weird rules) for a night you’ll never forget. Don’t miss out on the chance to make awkward memories that will last a lifetime on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Galko’s MILF Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets unexpected plot twists!

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic tale of Galko-chan, who is not your average Minecraft player. She’s on a mission to become the most dangerous MILF in the game, and she needs your help to do it!

Explore a world filled with crazy adventures, where you’ll encounter giant spiders, explosive creepers, and maybe even a dragon or two. But don’t worry, Galko-chan has a secret weapon – her killer sense of humor!

Join her on quests to collect rare resources, build the most epic structures, and take down any enemies that stand in your way. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become a dangerous MILF yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and be a part of the madness. Galko-chan is counting on you to help her achieve her ultimate goal – to be the most feared MILF in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixel Peen Palace: AI-Generated Chaos & Creations

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Pokemon have feelings! Join us for a wild adventure filled with block merging, comfy UI, and automatic diffusion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, it’s like something out of a sci-fi movie. We have LoRa training, AMD GPU settings, and even a link hub that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is so epic, it’s like being in an episode of The Walking Dead. Get ready to embark on a journey like no other, where you can explore models, embeddings, characters, and even fetish content.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most exciting adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Diagnosis: The Minecraft Server for LOLz & Building Madness!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or new? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your Minecraft boredom! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity and hilarity.

We have so many crazy things to offer, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base filled with talking cows. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get access to a special mini-game where you have to fight off an army of evil llamas with only a carrot as your weapon. Trust us, it’s way more intense than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become a part of the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft community on the planet. Who needs a doctor when you have our server to cure all your Minecraft woes?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Animals Bred:	139
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	6