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MovieLoverMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where your favorite movie comes to life! Imagine building a replica of the Death Star from Star Wars or reenacting the epic battles from Avengers Endgame. Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where you can create your own blockbuster hits with your friends. So grab your popcorn and join us for a cinematic adventure like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	218
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockbusterQuotes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living out your favorite movie quotes in real life.

Picture this: you’re building a castle when suddenly a group of creepers start chasing you, but instead of exploding, they start reciting famous movie lines like “I’ll be back” and “You can’t handle the truth!” It’s like a cinematic experience right in your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server has epic quests inspired by classic films, like retrieving the Holy Grail from a dungeon guarded by killer rabbits or rescuing a princess from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon (who may or may not have a Scottish accent).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, join our server and get ready for a blockbuster adventure like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Green Day Update: American Idiot

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hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9383	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Star Shards Collected:	60	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

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Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Crops Grown:	4395	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyHub

addiction recovery, alcoholic husband, alcoholism, codependency, communication breakdown, CraftyHub, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, enabling behavior patterns, enabling family, enabling friends, enabling spouse, hidden addiction, irresponsible behavior, marriage counseling, marriage problems, mental health, reckless behavior, relationship issues, substance abuse, substance abuse treatment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7830
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Animals Bred:	62
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Meteorites Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockyCultureShock

adult content, adult themes, BlockyCultureShock, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial topics, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, explicit content, explicit language, explicit material, graphic imagery, mature content, NSFW, nudity, risque behavior, sexual norms, shock factor, shock value, social norms, taboo

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2170
Star Shards Collected:	78	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

Artificial Intelligence, Autonomous Weapons, BATTLEFIELDS, Combat Robots, defense systems, eastern europe, future warfare, Gun-Armed Ground Robot, Kursk, KurskCraft, military advancements, military innovation, Military operations, military technology, remote control, ROBOT, robotics, Russian Trench, Trench, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, war technology, WARFARE

Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CO2 Climatic Craze

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Banned from YouTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, banned, banned accounts, banned from YouTube, Community Backlash, content creators, controversy, copyright infringement, copyright issues, copyright violation, Dying, EXPOSED, froot, henya, internet drama, Ironmouse, kson, Minecraft, online entertainment, online streaming, reached 3 view status, Server, social media, viral videos, YouTube ban

Join our Minecraft server where the chaos is real and the drama is even more intense than a reality TV show! Ironmouse got banned from YouTube for copyright infringement, Kson somehow reached the legendary 3 view status, Henya is on her deathbed (in-game, of course), and Froot got exposed for stealing diamonds from other players. But hey, who needs normal when you can have this level of insanity? Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	9430	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6