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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Villages Defended: 19 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 371
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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