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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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