Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60
Chimeras Created: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6724
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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