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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Void Armor Forged: 11
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Secret Passages Found: 6
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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