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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crops Grown: 3970 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Star Shards Collected: 203
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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