so like, u know how u gotta wear a mask on dem long flights now? well dis server is like dat but for ur minecraft character. we got enforced masking so u dont gotta worry bout no sars-cov-2 creepin up on u while u build ur epic castle. join now to stay safe and stylish in da virtual world. plus, rumor has it dat wearing a mask in minecraft gives u superpowers like flyin and shootin lasers out ur eyes. dont miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity to be a masked superhero in minecraft. come join us now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Magic Items Found: 4014 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

    EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me
    Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Ores Mined: 6247

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

    Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

    Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ores Mined: 2097
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

    Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Farms Harvested: 109
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!

    Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!
    Are you tired of spending your weekends all alone, staring at your screen and wishing for some excitement? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop fun!

    Imagine this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their fabulous wool. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree, where pigs fly and bacon grows in abundance!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly plants and challenges players to navigate his treacherous maze of spikey traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamond and grants wishes to those who can catch it.

    So why waste another weekend playing alone when you could be joining us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The bacon tree is calling your name!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1735 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!

    MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a mad lad decided to build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds. And guess what? Isreal loved it so much that they declared their undying love for America! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (just make sure they don’t explode). Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!

    SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to win is by killing yourself! That’s right, suicide is the key to victory on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.

    Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Alien Abductions: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 349 Epic Shields Constructed: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

    OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

    Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

    So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 304
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

    Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

    Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

    MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

    Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

    So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

    HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

    LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

    Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

    Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

    Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Magic Items Found: 5817
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Animals Bred: 156
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

    BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

    Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

    Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Towns Built: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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