so, like, u know how astronauts go to space n stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level. we have a whole space station in minecraft, where u can be an astronaut and travel to mars! but here’s the catch – ur kidneys may not survive the roundtrip! yep, u heard that right. our space station is so realistic that ur kidneys might just give up on u. but hey, who needs kidneys when u can explore the red planet, right? join us for the ultimate space adventure, where kidney failure is just part of the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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