so, like, u know how astronauts go to space n stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level. we have a whole space station in minecraft, where u can be an astronaut and travel to mars! but here’s the catch – ur kidneys may not survive the roundtrip! yep, u heard that right. our space station is so realistic that ur kidneys might just give up on u. but hey, who needs kidneys when u can explore the red planet, right? join us for the ultimate space adventure, where kidney failure is just part of the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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