Married2Minecraft

age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	2770
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	New Chunks Explored:	539519

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Mines Excavated:	1626	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	7749
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!