Married2Minecraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Animals Bred:	198	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	245
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Towns Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Potions Brewed:	189
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	606252	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
New Chunks Explored:	69056	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	284	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	216
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.