Married2Minecraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Divine Spears Created:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchantments Applied:	176

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Animals Bred:	190
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mines Excavated:	1809
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!