lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 16 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Holy Grails Found: 5 Ores Mined: 3952
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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