lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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