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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3768 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 863 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2336 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
