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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 7020 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
