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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8604 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 24 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.