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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1857 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.