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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Rainbows Spotted: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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