Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 122 Dragon Scales Harvested: 149
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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