Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than the Manchuria Opium Squad server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the pigs ride around on saddled chickens while wearing top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ore on the server is actually made of pure diamond-encrusted bacon. So come join the madness at Manchuria Opium Squad and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Chimeras Created: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Ha Ha Minecraft Server

    Ha Ha Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

    SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer
    Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

    Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

    Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

    Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NewMomNoGoZone

    NewMomNoGoZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

    Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

    Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

    So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BestDeciMinecraftSMP

    BestDeciMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4672 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Towns Built: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 328 Divine Scrolls Written: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

    Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server
    so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

    also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

    oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

    ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

    ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

    – New crafts and enchantments;

    – Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

    – Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

    – Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

    Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

    Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 375

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

    Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

    Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

    New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

    Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

    PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

    TinyJoy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 57
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PixelPantyPop

    PixelPantyPop
    What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

    Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

    World of Elak

    Version: java 1.20.1

    Features:

    Survival Gameplay Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
    Land System Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
    Economy Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
    Custom weapons Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
    Custom brewing Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
    Tribes Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

    Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

    Discord

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can find the server information in our Discord server.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    Can I create my own tribe? Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
    Are there any in-game events? We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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