ManChildMinecraftServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1934	Animals Bred:	31
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Towns Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pet ChatCraft

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Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Farms Harvested:	371
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyUkrainians

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lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Woof Talkers United

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come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9684	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyHeirloom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ParisianParkingMadness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	5338
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

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TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9910
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

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Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GymCrafters: AITA?

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Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.