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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5776 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7252 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Votes: | 3340 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
