makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	8356	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCreeperz420

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come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Broadband Binge Craft

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Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GrampsGoneWildMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	59

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

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Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4991
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.