Majestic SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad’s Last Request: No Thanks Mom

BETRAYAL, Dads, death wish, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family home, family obligations., father daughter relationship, favoritism, financial inheritance, healthcare decisions, healthcare proxy, Inheritance, mom, mother-daughter relationship, parental expectations, parental favoritism, Request, sibling rivalry, Will

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7175	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of family drama and favoritism? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally, even the creepers!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom leaving the family home to your brother just because he needs more space for his expanding family. Here, everyone gets their own virtual mansion, no questions asked!

Don’t let real-life family feuds ruin your gaming experience. Join us and build your dream home without any inheritance drama. Plus, we promise there won’t be any passive-aggressive messages in chat about who mom loves more.

So come join us, where the only thing exploding is TNT, not family relationships!

TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

Appetizing, Chewy, crunchy, culinary pleasure, delectable, DELICIOUS, Eating, Enjoyable, flavorsome, Food, gastronomic delight, Indulgent, Minecraft, mouthfeel, pleasurable, satisfying, scrumptious, sensory experience, Smooth, smp, Taste, TastyTexture, textural

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.

And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.

EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

AMERICANS, bill, Congress, current events, debate, Decision making, Democracy, Department, Department of Education, education, EduGoneGOP, Future, Government, Impact, legislation, News, policy, Politics, public schools, republicans, RIP, society, united states

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Animals Bred:	82	Magic Items Found:	5455
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

CraftyTradeWars

China, CraftyTradeWars, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, filing lawsuit, global trade, international relations, international trade, legal action, legal proceedings, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade regulations, trade sanctions, trade war, US, World Trade Organization

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Animals Bred:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

algal biomass, aquatic ecosystems, Biodiversity, climate change, climate crisis, ecological balance, ecosystem changes, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, environmental research, freshwater habitats, glacier shrinking, glacier-fed streams, GlacierCraft, global warming, MAYHEM, microbial communities, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiomes, species dynamics, stream health, water quality

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ores Mined:	7402	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

RusticMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, survival community village adventure exploration building crafting multiplayer sandbox teamwork economy factions RPG loot PvP factions roleplay fantasy minigames mods, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

rusticmc.org

Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, attitude, Confidence, culture, dawg, dawgs, determination, dog, Domain, empowerment, Hip Hop, I’ve got, Identity, in me, influence, Lyrics, Music, Rap, Self-expression, strength, swagger, that, Urban

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9812	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

DepositDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken foot, coworker, deep pour resin, Deposit, DepositDrama, Flowers, Funeral, limited income, major surgeries, Minecraft, molds, online store, polymer clay, preservation, reimbursement, resin, RESPONSIBILITY, Retirement, Server, silica gel powder, spinal fusion, test flowers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	811465	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

NoPartyForYou19

anxiety, Birthday Party, Boundaries, career choices, Challenges, college, counseling, DAUGHTER, Driving, Expectations, family, guidance, INDEPENDENCE, NoPartyForYou19, parenting, parenting struggles, part time job, relationships, sleepover, Support, teenager

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Farms Harvested:	587
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Votes:	2303

🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

CraftyTariffWars

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffWars, DEBT, Dispute, Economy, export, finance, Import, international relations, Leaders, mexico, MONEY, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

Pixel Unity Land

Conflict, current events, disagreement, Division, global perspectives, Land, modern times, needs met, Opinions, PIXEL, polarization, societal beliefs, societal challenges, societal direction, societal divide, societal issues, societal progress, societal trends, societal values, society, Unity, world direction, world views

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	2251	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular risks, Havoc, Heart, Heart Disease, high blood pressure, maternal cardiovascular health, maternal health, maternal heart health, Mothers of twins, postpartum care, postpartum health, pregnancy complications, risk factors, Trouble, twin, twin births, twin health outcomes, twin mothers, twin parenting, twin pregnancies, twin pregnancy risks, twin research, twin studies

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	52	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	259	Dragon Eggs Found:	3356
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4772
Mines Excavated:	4465	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

activism, Awareness, beauty, Community, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fashion, Gyaru, Identity, Japanese fashion, Land, Lives Matter, movement, Quest, representation, Self-expression, social justice, solidarity, Style, Support

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchantments Applied:	99
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family drama, generational gap, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, overreaction, passive aggressive behavior, personal boundaries, Self Respect, sentimental value, Server, wedding dress, wedding memories, wedding planning, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DadCraftFuneral

aita, anger, children, DadCraftFuneral, emotional, ex husband, family, Father, Friends, Funeral, Grief, heartbroken, life insurance, Maryland, Memories, probate process, sister, Support, texas, unexpected, viewing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

Players:	110/800	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	7978
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13