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Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ToiletTroubleMC

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	6609	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Potions Brewed:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Ores Mined:	9540
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Enchantments Applied:	159
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

STWForALL

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Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4946
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The horror

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Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CruelCrafts

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Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	117	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4167	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4