Macho Craft
Brand new community-driven Modded Minecraft Network
Fresh world with more servers on the way
Links:
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website: https://machocraft.com
IP: atm9.machocraft.com
Details:
Version: Latest, as shown on MOTD
Modpack: All The Mods 9

We offer playtime ranks and strive to provide an optimal gaming experience. Join us at Macho Craft to embark on new adventures!

FAQ

What is Macho Craft?

Macho Craft is a new community-driven Modded Minecraft Network with a focus on creating a fun and welcoming environment for players.

What makes Macho Craft different?

We offer a fresh world, multiple servers, playtime ranks, and strive to provide an optimal gaming experience for all players.

How do I join Macho Craft?

You can join Macho Craft by connecting to the IP atm9.machocraft.com in Minecraft.

What modpack does Macho Craft use?

Macho Craft uses the All The Mods 9 modpack, which can be found and downloaded from CurseForge.

Is there a Discord server for Macho Craft?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy to chat with other players and stay updated on server news.

What can I expect from Macho Craft?

You can expect a friendly community, exciting gameplay, playtime ranks, and a rich world to explore in All The Mods 9.

Can I play with my friends on Macho Craft?

Yes, you can gather your friends and dive into the world of Macho Craft together for a fun multiplayer experience.

Are there any rules on Macho Craft?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to read and follow the rules when joining the server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Magic Items Found: 2161
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Enchantments Applied: 260
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 74 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5205

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Crops Grown: 9504 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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