LushLife: Where dinosaurs roam and creepers explode, just like your hopes of surviving past day one!

Dinosaurs, Surviving, roam, hopes, explode

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Plugins	Limited plugins for QOL
Community	Diverse with players from all over the world
Events	Monthly building events with prizes
Server Age	3 months
Features	End not opened yet, recently expanded border

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Drop your discord and the staff will add you.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to maintain a friendly community. Make sure to read them before joining.

Q: Can I participate in the building events?

A: Yes, all players are encouraged to participate in the monthly building events for a chance to win prizes.

Q: Is the server active and how many players are usually online?

A: The server is active with players coming and going. The exact number of online players may vary.

SniffyPup Minecraft Server

outdoor encounter, animal abuse, Kids, SniffyPup, Confrontation

Are you tired of encountering rude dog owners who let their pets invade your personal space? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is a dog-free zone! No more worrying about random canines sniffing your virtual character without permission.

Join us and experience a world where you can walk freely without the fear of being attacked by a labrador on a leash. Our server offers a safe environment for players of all ages, even those with allergies to dogs!

Don’t let a bad dog owner ruin your day, come join our server and enjoy a peaceful stroll through our virtual neighborhood. And remember, nudge-free gameplay guaranteed!

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PoopCraftVacay

FLUSH, paid, seal, Peace, sliding door

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can poop in peace without anyone judging you! Join us for a luxurious experience where you can take a dump in your own private virtual bathroom without any complaints from your significant other.

Our server offers top-notch boutique hotel rooms with sliding doors that may not form a seal, just like in the story above. But don’t worry, our virtual bathrooms are specially designed to contain any smells, so you can poop to your heart’s content without any repercussions.

If you’re tired of being yelled at for taking a normal human shit, then this is the server for you! Join now and enjoy the freedom to poop in peace, without any judgment or complaints from your virtual spouse. Don’t let anyone dictate where you can poop, take control of your bathroom experience on our server today!

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TrumpZelenskyyMinecraftSMP

world news, international affairs, Ukraine, leadership, foreign relations

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join! Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and they grant you wishes if you find them in the game. And get this, the whole map is made of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And if you find the secret cheese cave, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like, the most epic server ever, you gotta join now or you’ll be missing out on all the fun and unicorns and cheese and dragons and rainbows and stuff. So like, what are you waiting for?! Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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RoyalCraft: Dinner Drama

red carpet, Politics, state dinner, Government, impeachment inquiry

Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own kingdom and rule like a true monarch!

Forget about state dinners and political scandals, on our server, you can create your own diplomatic relations with other players and form alliances to take down any pesky griefers. And who needs a red carpet when you can have a rainbow road leading to your castle?

So why wait? Join us now and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or go on a quest for the elusive Ender Dragon!

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CraftyPotion Minecraft Server

funding, global impact, aid withdrawal, disease prevention, U.S

come join our epic minecraft server where we terminate all boring stuff like polio, h.i.v., malaria, and nutrition programs!! who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic castles with us?? we promise no boring stuff, only fun and games!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures!! join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!! let’s craft and laugh together, join now!!

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