LumeMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, Confidence, cute, cute or not, Insecurity, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, pupper, Questioning, seeking approval, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, Server, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

CHANGE, consequences, Corruption, CREEPERS, destroy, Destruction, devastation, disastercraft, Downfall, endermen, Events, forever.., Government, Griefers, History, Impact, influence, lessons learned, love, Politics, power, Reflection, regret, ruined country, society, Tragedy, unite

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

Adrenaline, asssssetto corsa, cars, challenge, Competition, Driving, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Invitation, multiplayer, online racing, Race, Racing, simulation, SPEED, SpeedyCraft, video games, virtual, Wanna

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9635
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

Abyssal Light, acacia, Alloy Truth, Allure of Lotus, asmr, Banners, cherno, Containment Zone, Enigma, Enya, Events, Exuvia, Fiasco, form, Friends, frosty, Future Unshackled, Gradient of Souls, Hero Games, Kaguya, Kotkin, Leaks.., Mauxir, outfits, Patch 1.6, Pine Aurora, Resources, Seasun, Server, Shadow Ka, showdown, Skyward Blaze, Snowball, Snowbreak, snowg, Street Code, tess, Trailer, Wild Hunt

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9285	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7420
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

Analysis, battle, blocky, Brainstorming, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, critical thinking, debate, Decision making, decision making process, decision making skills, decision making techniques, decision making tools, Dilemma, discussion, pic related, problem solving, problem solving strategies, Questioning, right, Royale.., solution finding, Ultimate, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5907	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

AMERICANS, Crafty, cultural references, Edition, Family sayings, Grandmother phrases, International, International visitors, McCraftface, mexico, Mogadishu, Romania, Room comparisons, Ruskies, Saigon, Sodom and Gomorrah, ukrainians

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

action, Adventure, battle, Combat, CREEPERS, dragons, endermen, Epic, FANTASY, feel, games, heavy metal, Immersive, INTENSE, Knights, Magic, metal, Music, Power Metal, PowerCraft, Rock, role playing, RPG, shred, Soundtrack, Warriors

$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

abduction, Christian, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, crime, girl, International, Israel, jerusalem, Kidnapped, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, News, Palestinian, PALS, PIXEL, Religious, SGCJerusalem, social media, Terrorism, twitter, worries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyMemes – #420

2256, acceptance, advice, ANONYMOUS, Community, CraftyMemes, discussion, Diversity, Edition, Fags not welcome, forum, Gay, homosexual, Inclusivity, internet, Lgbt, LGBTQ, r9gay, relationships, Support, tolerance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7336	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

animation, Anime, ARTISTRY, Cinema, creativity, Culinary, culinary artist, Director, filmmaker, Food, Ghiblis, hayao miyazaki, iconic, Japanese culture, japanese film, Legendary, Master, meets, Miyazakis, Noodles, ramen, RamenCraft, storytelling, studio ghibli

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

Anons, Epic, PIXEL, Playground, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4833

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3672
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Star Shards Collected:	69	Magic Crystals Found:	23