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CraftyDateDisaster

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Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

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IcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

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GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

Overview
Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
Whitelisted server
Community based
Discord voice chat required
Adults only
LGBTQ+ friendly

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. Be kind	Keep interactions civil
2. No griefing or trolling
3. Do not loot without permission	Another player’s chest or death location
4. Do not modify builds without consent	Original builder’s consent
5. No inappropriate content	Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
6. Do not destroy waystones	That you did not place yourself
7. Base building rules	Based on proximity to spawn
8. Be respectful	If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WifelessWeddingWoops

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Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward wedding invitations and drama! No need to worry about offending anyone or leaving your wife at home, because in our virtual world, anything goes! Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks? Trust me, the only drama you’ll find here is deciding which color sheep to shear next! So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for some epic adventures and endless laughs!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PutinZelenskyBromance Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best, like, relationship with Putin, man. Trump himself, like, brags about it, like, all the time. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. and, like, while hosting Zelensky, they were, like, talking about how awesome this server is. so, like, if you wanna be part of, like, this epicness, you gotta join, man. it’s, like, out of this world, dude. come join the fun, bro!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockyBossMan’s Demise

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and llamas that can fly! we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes!

if you join now, you can become part of our elite team of ninja warriors who battle evil zombies and giant spiders with nothing but a stick and a piece of string! we also have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

plus, our server is endorsed by none other than Hassan Nasrallah himself! he said it’s the best minecraft server he’s ever played on and he’s totally not dead, he’s just chilling in our virtual reality world, building skyscrapers out of marshmallows!

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cat Scan Cap Fun

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have CATS WEARING HATS WITH ELECTRODES! That’s right, you can watch as our furry feline friends strut around in stylish headgear while scientists scan their brains. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover? Maybe they’ll discover that cats are actually plotting to take over the world, or that they have a secret society dedicated to stealing all the fish in the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on down and witness the madness for yourself. Join now and be a part of the CAT-tastic adventure!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TrueOG Network: Where even the creepers are OGs! No resets, just hardcore 1.8-1.20.4 fun!

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TrueOG Network Minecraft Server

Server Version	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients	Java 1.8.0-1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)
IPs (no whitelist)	trueog.net, true-og.net, play.trueog.net, play.true-og.net, www.trueog.net, www.true-og.net
Discord Community	Join us on Discord

TrueOG Network is a free and open source Minecraft server community focused on the “OG” meta with custom plugins. The TrueOG SMP worlds, never reset, offer a unique survival experience with an old-school feel updated for modern Minecraft.

Updates:

Currently developing the 1.19 update, seeking developers and testers. Join the Discord for more details.

Gameplay:

TrueOG SMP showcases classic survival gameplay with modern features, unique factions elements, PvP, duels, and more. Join the community to participate.

Terrain Overview

Overworld	0 – 96k
Nether	0 – 12k
End	0 – 30 Million

Minigames & Development

Additional minigames under development like Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock. Join community testing sessions for early access.

Get Involved

TrueOG Network welcomes all to contribute, learn plugin development, and even create your own server using their open-source code on GitHub.

Links

Website: https://true-og.net/

Store: https://store.trueog.net/

Mastodon: https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@trueog

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100076093982787

Source Code: https://github.com/true-og/true-og/

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ditzy’s Design Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where Gooner alt right tourists are seething with jealousy over your amazing building skills? Look no further than our server!

Our server is so exclusive, even ditzy s is jealous of our new design. We’ve got crazy challenges, insane builds, and a community of players who are ready to take on anything.

Join us if you’re ready to show the world that gaming isn’t just for the pros – it’s for the legends. And trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Newcastle V Man City Game Thread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: Lewis Hamilton racing around the track in a minecart, Erling Haaland scoring goals left and right with his diamond sword, and Newcastle being rebuilt block by block in the virtual world.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches pigs into space? Go for it. Feel like organizing a dance party with creepers? Why not. This server is all about letting your imagination run wild and having a blast with a community of equally crazy players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness Lewis Hamilton and Erling Haaland team up to take down a horde of zombies while Newcastle is being rebuilt in the background? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Farms Harvested:	872	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2