LoyalSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DadTalksOrNahMC

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, DadTalksOrNahMC, Emotional support, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, family roles, Family Values, favoritism, love and care, parental figure, parenting, personal boundaries, protective brother, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, stepfamily

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Crops Grown:	8281

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CheerMeUpMC SMP

cheer up, CheerMeUpMC, comfort food, coping strategies, Emotional support, Exercise, feeling down, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, Laughter, mental health, mindfulness, mood boosters, music therapy, positive thinking, positivity, relaxation techniques, self love, self-care, smp, stress relief

Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KaraokeCraft

#karaoke bar, crowd favorite, Entertainment, favorite song, Fun, go-to song, Karaoke, karaoke machine, karaoke night, KaraokeCraft, Lyrics, microphone, Music, night out, Party, Performance, playlist, sing-along, singing, talent, vocal

Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

Alliance, Battalion, cooperation, Edition, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, intel sources, international relations, International security, KremlinCraft, Manpower Shortages, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, North Korea, political news, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, soldiers

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise intensity, FITNESS, health benefits, health outcomes, Intensity, lifestyle choices, long tail tags, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, mortality rates, mortality risk, physical activity, public health, research team, Risk, scientific discovery, Server, well-being

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

❤️, 1.16.5, airdrops, ENERGYGRIEF, Global, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Server, switched, update, 🃏, 🌍, 🎮, 🎯, 🏆, 💐, 💔, 💥, 📈, 🔥, 🚀

Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

Aah, Communication, confusion, Context, context clues, Expression, funny, gtAAH, humor, internet culture, Interpretation, juices, Language, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, muh, MUH JUICES, online conversation, Server, Slang, social media, viral, what did he mean by this

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4658	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

$1000 dress, adjustments, aita, backing out, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, DAUGHTER, DiamondDress, extra costs, family, fitting, gift money, Harsh, Minecraft, payback, payment plan, punishment, Server, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding, working part-time

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, labeled incorrectly, Minecraft, misconceived, Misconception, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, not what it seems, NotYourAveragePlayer, prejudiced, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly judged, wrongly branded, wrongly characterized, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ores Mined:	7583	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3715

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

Accountability, African countries, African politics, Cameroon, current events, Government, government transparency, hidden, leadership, leadership crisis, Minecraft, missing leader, Mystery, News, political speculation, political turmoil, political uncertainty, president, PresidentialHideout, secrecy, Server, speculation, whereabouts, whereabouts unknown

So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

Allies, China, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign relations, HACKING, Information Security, international threats, microsoft, national security, online threats, PixelPatriotsVSCommies, russia, Technology, US

so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

big nose, children, Conspiracy, criminal mastermind, distant island, Evil, HIDEOUT, hiding something, influent, island life, Kidnapper, king pig, Minecraft, Minions, Rich, rovio, secret, serfs, Server, Sinister, suspicious behavior, twisted plot, Villain, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5