Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Falling into the Void:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	New Chunks Explored:	691617

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Trump’s Block Party

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Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2869

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Enchantments Applied:	138	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3