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Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	201

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Buildings Constructed:	48
Potions Brewed:	55	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Trump’s Block Party

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Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchantments Applied:	234
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2283	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	3383
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Buildings Constructed:	42
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1476	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VuhledarDefenseCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	93
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9